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I can’t wait to crash that thing...

You know who should be setting speed limits? The engineers responsible for designing the roads in the first fucking place. Not some politician trying to make things seem good and nice and safe. Trust the people actually involved int he science of making a road safe.

It’s a public government hearing, how could this be seen as inappropriate?

Getting “No Va” out of “Nova” is like getting “The Rapist” out of “Therapist” in English. Myth = busted.

On the floor, ladies shake that ass

Well obviously we want to know what kind of a deal you were able to negotiate.

Bro, do you even lift bro?

Ta da!

I wish they'd do inspections in Illinois...at least 20% of the vehicles on the road would disappear because they're not roadworthy.

OG leg cutter

That dealers exist to protect consumers.

Oh, yes, absolutely. Exactly like it. People think that it was fiction, it was actually a documentary.

It's true. It's a warzone here in the Tokyo regional area. Wild packs of s15s everywhere, drifting through the tiny shopfront streets, into school yards, through company parking lots. Revving, slinging gravel, tussling with police kei cars which cannot keep up.

Something about miatablowjob.com

My Aunt has a 2014 435i xDrive manual. "No, that's impossible!" You say. Well, actually, her previous 3 series' engine grenaded 3 times (dealer's fault, debris in the oil cooler), so BMW USA made up for it by letting her configure a 4 series any way she wanted. So, she ordered it that way.

I...almost couldn't tell if this was real or not. Then I saw who made the post.

Torch, sometimes I think you might just be a guy who somehow got access to Jalopnik's passwords and has been engaging in a low-level troll campaign ever since.

All Mazda Skyactive engines are Atkinson cycle.

These. Cane whoever gives them to you in the streets for all to see.