Richie’s arc on The Bear made the show. I swear to god, I’ll fight anyone who disagrees.

the guy who closed a bridge as political retribution that resulted in the death of a woman from a heart attack...is the best Republican in the field.

“There was no way an actual human said that,” I thought to myself. BUT I WAS WRONG

They’re not going to nominate a Brown woman to be their candidate. She’s there to make the mouth-breathing racists feel better. “See???? we have one!”

Haley saying that they should be empathetic to refugees should be enough to end her career as a Republican.

Wow, another TRUMP-appointed judge being a fucking piece of shit. Thanks, Jill Stein voters! Thanks Bernie Bros! 234 FUCKING APPOINTED JUDGES by that racist piece of shit. 

Exactly, the seeds were sown after the Great War. We really cannot fuck this up any more effectively than that, but that won’t stop us from trying.

All the DNC needs to do is show commercial after commercial, with Republicans yelling at each other, ON THE FLOOR OF THE HOUSE, and say, “They can’t even govern themselves.” Under normal circumstances, it’d be effective. Most of the people will just vote for the Republicans because they don’t like WOKE, or think that…

To be fair: Great Britain assisted us with Iran. But NO ONE fucks shit up like us.

It’s like watching sideshow bob step on the rake.

The GOP won’t win with Trump, but it’s like Trump and MAGA are the demon inside the GOP, telling them to stand on the stool and tie a rope around their own neck.

MSNBC saying Jordan is going to back Patrick McHenry. Can we have a candidate who doesn’t look like an evil land developer from a movie with a Golden Retriever as the hero?

I think The Police thing will happen before Dems deal with these traitors.

I do enjoy how Jez covers the GOP for what they are, and not how the traditional news services covers them. They’re not serious people, the Republicans, and they shouldn’t be treated normally. 

“Pro-Life” Americans don’t even care when American women don’t have access to healthcare, so I’m not sure they’re doing anything out of the ordinary, when they don’t care about the lives of brown people, who are living where their LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST, is going to return on his white horse and slay...(slay,…

She did marry Bobby Ewing, so anything is possible.

Oh, so you DO care about structural inequality???? Awesome! I’m assuming you’ll vote for people who have ideas of how to address the inequalities in Chicago, and around the United States, rather than just trot out, “WhAt AbOuT cHiCaGo...” to whatabout the murder of a child!

What if, and stay with me, that the situation is more nuanced than your scenario? What if you condemn Hamas, the same organization that is holding power, despite a 17% approval rating among Palestinians, but also, condemn Israel, for forcing civilians to live in an open-air prison?

Yes, let’s blame the people, who (checks notes) approve of Hamas with a 17% approval rating.

I thought you were talking about Suzanne Sommers.