I don’t think there are enough soft filters for Kari to run for anything again. 

Like, you hang a picture up, someone comes in and says, “Cool painting. Who’s it by?” “Hitler.” “Hitler?” “Hitler.” “Another Hitler?” “No, Hitler.”

If Meatball ron can’t handle a 15 year old boy, how can he handle an angry mob, hell-bent on trying to murder someone at the seat of government?

The historical comparison to the Fugitive Slave Act is frighteningly accurate. 

you can eat an entire bag of dicks.

I hope he is suffering. I hope he is aware of what is happening to him, and that he is living in fear. I sent my child to school yesterday for the first time. It’s no different than when we go to a public place, like a pool, or the zoo, but he’s one of the main reasons why, when I dropped her off this morning, I had…

I may be late to the party, but if school is how you say it is, then IT WOULDN’T MATTER WHAT YOU CALL A STUDENT, YA GOOBER

“We want to protect the lives of children!”

That is a crazy stat. He tried to be more racist and awful than Trump but didn’t pull any of his followers away. 

I remember, last November, when he won by 20%. I was so upset! I thought he would be the one to help the GOP get over Trump and defeat Biden. Man, I was wrong. He’s incredibly popular in a very large state but has the authenticity of a bad Elvis impersonator. He’s just so awful. 

Disagree, wholeheartedly. The day he announced her as his running mate, the campaign took in more cash than any other campaign in history, the online store crashed because people ordered too much campaign swag, and myself, and the other 124 people in Michigan, ran out of numbers to call while phone-banking, because…

agree. Just keep using their words. 

I guess he could be president again, but he’s the ONLY Republican who turns away moderate GOP and independent voters to Biden, so please, GQP, nominate him. It’ll be amazing. 

I wasn’t ready to think of him like that, because I always felt that he was too good for Carrie, but yeah, not even a fuckboy, he’s a FUCKBOI

“What is wrong with Carrie?” We’ve been asking this for decades.

I liked this song better as Working Class Hero.

Abortion access wins at the ballot. It turns out that pregnant people like having control over their own bodies. Also, at least Liberals (myself, included) had the fortitude to say, “Fuck Trump!” This LET’S GO, BRANDON! thing is a weak move. 

It’s kind of refreshing to see these people rebelling, probably for the first time in their lives, against the horrors of evangelicalism. But maybe do what Jesus did and be mad at all the injustice in the world, instead of being upset that you’re not allowed to dry-hump at a, “Christian,” college. You can leave campus…

Shit like this makes me wonder if Captain Von Trapp really made the right call to marry a woman who sang loudly in every place she went.

His 10 Commandments sound like script from a Kevin Sorbo movie. No wonder Joe Rogan and Xmusk like him so much.