The “F” Your Feelings crowd seems to be a tad sensitive

Hippocrates: “Patients lie.”

“Very fine people, okay.”

Any time “I call my wife ‘Mother’” Pence speaks, we need Adam’s response. Live. I’ll donate.

Great Recession took my wife and I to Florida to teach. It was surreal. I drove by students riding their horses to school, like they had always done.

The Ol’ 96-er

As awful as 45 is, I firmly believe a Rafael Cruz Presidency would be infinitely worse.

proof that Jesus doesn’t give a fuck about Liberty University.

She should have done some of that clenched fisting she talked about in that video...

The FBI is investigating actual crimes committed by actual people. The fact that college athletes’ labor is exploited is not related to the investigation.

It’s.

I thought Joe the Plumber was Rick Harrison, and this is his Pawn Shop.

I’m even more surprised Durant didn’t say it from a burn account.

Hey! We don’t go through lockdown and active shooter drills for nothing! We do it while being maligned as greedy assholes suckling at the public teat.

Graham Couch thinks children should be in school on MLK Day, learning about MLK, instead of using the day off as a day of service for others. Graham Couch also thinks that he’s qualified to speak on these matters because he and his wife used to work in areas that have only just recently gentrified.

Parking is an issue for me. I was excited, then saddened.

It’s because people are very progressive until their children have to go to school and share resources with black people. Then Donna and Todd get very wary of their progressive values.

are there parking lots in Brush Park?

I was sitting in my best friend’s living room, playing Episode 1: Racer, and he had to pull the plug and remind me that we were late for his wedding.

The last part of the racist tri-force is for him to drop the n-word. You know he says it all the time, and it’s just a matter of him saying it in front of people who will say he said it, instead of the sycophants around him.