This country also went wild for The Pet Rock.

Nah, fuck you, you whining little bitch.

*yawn*

Fuck off with the ‘sheeple’ shit, sonny.

How does it feel to be a breathing cliché?

Ignore many great performances?

Derp.

Why don't you find out what the watch does before continuing to flaunt your ignorance publicly?

What’s an ‘iWatch’?

That actually is a meaningless analogy, but you knew that when you posted, didn't you, douchenozzle?

It’s actually not an extension of the phone.

Your hatred is ridiculous, that's all.

Your edge should be registered as a deadly weapon, douchenozzle.

Aww, what a whiny little bitch you are.

By not listening to a damned thing YOU have to say, ever.

Dullards.

So? It's a means to an end, looks sharp enough, and allows me to do the work wherever I wish.

Oh, shut the fuck up.

Fuck you and the stupid Woody bashing. You're sickening.

Fuck you. The Woody bashing is ignorant in the extreme.