How long have YOU worked with her?

I happen to know a lot more about it than you.

Bullshit. Ellen is amazing.

Also, whine some more, you Millennial douchebags.

Yeah, just wallow in failure like you, loser.

Where is my pizza, you cunt?

Ultimate fucking irony, douchebag.

I don't believe a single one of these is true.

You state that we should be paying attention to her, and then by citing her associates and actually linking to her music provide a solid argument as to why we absolutely should ignore her in perpetuity.

That's a great idea.

Oh, shut up, snowflake.

It's one of the best shows around right now.

WTF is a 'Rancic' aside from one letter short of 'rancid'?

I'm reading those lyrics with shitty autotune automatically imagined.

1. Live in or visit a state in the U.S.A.

Bullshit. That would be trolling the system, you fucktard.

Congrats, your a smug, clueless douchenozzle.

Don't listen to the naysayers here. Humans are animals, and must on occasion behave as such, right down to metaphorical nipping a cub on the ear.

You spank, on occasion, when appropriate.

Oh, FFS... It's a shit show. What did you or anyone expect?