As a Christian, I think it’s wonderful when someone says “Eid Mubarak,” “have a happy Diwali,” “shana tova,” or anything else on the appropriate holiday. I’m like, wow, thank you for including me in your celebrations!

And that’s why you don’t let Tim Allen write. Guess we’re headed for another round of mediocre white people whining on video that Jesus’ face isn’t on Starbucks’ red holiday cups.

That makes sense (in a sad way). I’m pretty sure the reason conservatives hate the phrase “Happy holidays” is because it acknowledges holidays other than Christmas.

Gives a whole new meaning to “A White Christmas.”

He might give it to you, but then he’ll rat you out to the feds. 

Or a participant in True Blood’s maenad sex parties ala season 2.

Also, the voices in their heads 

I’m sure they’d love for us to think so.

Hmmm...Could it be...SATAN????

Windmills, primarily, but also some straw men. 

Not to mention she's one of those scary immigrants. 

I usually say “Merry Christmas” when it’s literally Christmas and something about the holidays when I’m talking about the general season. It’s, you know, not hard.  

If Tim Allen had it his way, the line would’ve been something along the lines of “The Woke Left has been trying to cancel Christmas every year!”

Gisele is a delight and their relationship is adorable. Fuck off, Fox News.

I’m still sad we never got that second Ferris Bueller, where Ferris’s life has become mundane and he and Cameron skip work to recapture their youth.

Cruise does nothing halfway.

I don’t disagree! It’s also the first one to actually have Billingsley and other original cast members.

off the top of my head i think you could do something about the rise of online gambling, videogames and the death of poolhall culture. it was teetering in the color of money but it’s a completely different landscape yet again now.

the one i genuinely want to see is a follow up to the hustler/color of money, with an interesting filmmaker and cruise passing the torch yet again to a new star.

For a sec I thought you were proposing a sequel to Harold and Kumar.