Can he share how he made his arms so long at the end of Robocop?

What he do to get detained anyway?

I see this White House had its own Jonah Ryan.

Like the cover of a V.C. Andrews book.

That family picture up top belongs on a V.C. Andrews book cover.

She don’t care what you say about her, just that you say something about her.

Turn down the Heat: Brunch with Waingro and Hugh Benny

I’m from Chicago and I endorse and support succession for Texas.

“This amendment attempts to create a problem where none exists...”

No love for the true hero

Jamie is really wearing the hell out of that “Butcher” shirt in that top photo.

Dear Brett Kavanaugh: Fuck you.

But I’m sure they get free refills at Outback’s.

We rented a VCR that came in a monster suitcase until we could afford our own. When my dad returned it on Sunday nights, I’m sure the neighbors thought my mom was kicking him out.

Yup, even Candy Man next door in Illinois knew that.

Schmoozer? I would have gone with Hoosier featuring the wonderful history of Indiana.