Yup, high school hi-jinx from his worst pupils, Jesse, Skinny Pete, Combo, and Badger.

Nacho better grow eyes in the back of his head.

My group has a friend that is trump republican, fox news fan, anti-mask, and now pro-russia for whatever reason. More and more vitriol than ever since Ukraine was invaded. Almost like he was told to be like that....

Can I pick the 100 people as long as when they lose they are sacrificed in a volcano? 

“Executive Boner” sounds like a winner.

That’s a cold water wake-up call!

Cruz is also objecting to no-fly lists for idiots disrupting air travel. His face needs rotten tomatoes and moldy lettuce. Everyday.

How about Dodgson?

Instant favorite!

Amazon has put it’s faith in Blast Hardcheese.

Ted Cruz is offensive and a bad person in all ways. The fact that Texans keep voting for him just shows they don’t give a damn about themselves.

“Starring Tim Allen!”

I was always hoping they’d have shot flashbacks with the Mad King and his Kingsgaurd. I always imagined him as the White Bull.

Agreed!

Probably because she poisoned poor auntie’s Lime Ricky.

Growing up Chicago, I really appreciated Roger Ebert, even as a kid.

Parents are great that way. My pops took me to all the original Star Wars and then ate some popcorn and fell asleep. He was fine with it cuz he knew I loved it.