My basement was like that too, it depressed and sucked away any joy you might have.

My family bought a two-flat house in the Northside of Chicago a year before I was born, but ever since I could remember, strange things happened there. My older sister remembers neighborhood kids telling her our place was haunted but never were specific. I remember both my sisters being grabbed while in their bunk…

Let him go play with his cousin Milhouse Mussolini Van Houten

Cruz is a waste of all our time. 

I’ve perfected the art of kicking up and catching said food item with my knee or top of foot to get it airborne and stay away from the flerms (Floor Germs). It works well as long as it ain’t soup.

The character was a terrible person. The actor did a great job!

Why yes, my name is Hugh Jass.

That actor who played Bev drove me crazy. She represents everything wrong religion. She did a great job.

Jesus, just say you’re firing him because he’s black and doesn’t want interference on how he runs his school.

I like some of Papa John’s food, but dear God not their pizza!

Agreed. The director’s cut of Doctor Sleep was a great speech by McGregor.

#4 Correct Answer: You guessed it - Frank Stallone.

Isn’t said proto-vampire escaping his lair in the vampire library as I type this?

They do have a laptop that Bloody Mary e-mails every now and then.

You are right. It gave Lee and Lo Armistead more sympathy and only showed one Union man (the always wonderful Kevin Conway - RIP) damning the South and their gentlemanly ways as a European scourge which must be destroyed completely.  He was right.

Gettysburg was a great film.

The movie Contagion had people wearing scannable writbands for innoculation proof. I thought we were all gonna get those.

“Yes, yes, yes...quite right.”

Everyone chirps on David Schwimmer, but from what I read in the book and watching the show, he does great work as Sobel. A real prick. Nixon’s qoute about pissing in his coffee was fitting.