I’m sure he’ll be a cop by next month.

Be careful, with that kind of critical thinking you will be whisked away to Canada to manage Lifetime and Hallmark movies!

Congo, eating flowers, and Ghosts of Mars are my (now, not so) secret shame.

Good news, now go zap yourself to Florida and blink it out of existence Thanos.

Fuck you Florida, go to hell!

I bet her husband was thinking more alone time for him...

That’s because Coulter is an asshole.

“I’M FUCKIN INSIDE THE CRAPITOL!!!”

“I’m in a rage...”

Sounds like God didn’t get an invite...

Marlo would have put it on a pigeon.

And this is the last reason I need to never step into Florida again. 

Pillow guy sort of looks like Uncle Jack

Its is the hardest thing in life to accept.

“Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra....possibly while high. Cypress Hill, I’m looking in your direction.”

Agreed. Signed, father of a wonderful son who never had a chance.