I get another year of watching Trubisky while Mahomes and Watson commercials air mercilessly.

Jess Jordan (Juliana Canfield), hands down.

Will love Countries of the World forever.

All items on the menu cooked in 100% pure gun powder.

I can get my fries at Shooters and ammo at the Tradesmen. All they need next door is the the South Glade Mission Church from Kingsman .

Obligatory. It’ll be in her contract.

Did I spy Deputy Commissioner Rawls as old Mayor Daley? He plays such great jerks.

Can’t go wrong with Wally Walrus!

Exactly, she’ll smear her Grey Poupon on the steering wheel!

Eric wanted to pay with some sour candy powder, thus the ‘major offer’. 

True. If you can make meth in a Winnebago undisturbed, you can have your castle and play in it too.

We all can agree on that.

I liked him in Psych as well, telling us that Curt Smith is an angry drunk.

I really enjoy all these actors and love political movies, but I can’t watch anything in regards to that fat pumpkin. I already mute the sound when he’s appears on TV and did the same with SNL when he was portrayed. I’ve had PTSD and the thought of him triggers it even more.

Works for the politicians in charge.

Now I imagine him in his office like Darth Vader, hiding his scars on his fucking ugly head.

“That’s a handy hat with our winters, Costanza!”

Loved you sending him a bible verse. It’s a great reminder that they know what they say and do is wrong.