The tech officials did their job exactly right...

You can’t force people to give it 100% if they don’t want to. Lambo teams took a calculated risk and it backfired on them.

You don’t? Some folks believe the Earth is 6500 years old. The planet Earth is flat. And Trump can be president of the U.S.A.

Don’t worry. I’m sure President Beef Supreme will pardon him once he hears that impassioned explanation of how radical the police chase was and all the great reasons he had for evading authority.

Let me know when it hits 2008 levels of shit. Until then, keep reaching.

So you’re mad that illegal aliens would be paying for their own healthcare?

And you’re mad that your former employer decided to cut their own costs and penny-pinch on their insurance offerings?

Sounds again like your anger is misplaced.

Dude probably works on a fracking rig in North Dakota and thinks that’s a good way to make money and that it’s Obama’s fault instead of economics and decency that has turned that awful boom bust.

The one where my pay has increased 34% since his second term. The one where the unemployment rate is sub 5%. The one where my city is booming. The one where my friends are buying houses and getting out of credit card debt instead of pondering going to grad school because there weren’t any jobs. The one where I don’t…

You’re blaming Obama? For a recovered economy? Wow.

Its not even the immorality that gets me. Its the straight up illegality of every one of his ventures and the bold faced robbery that he’s committed over and over and over. And then lied to courts and falsified documents. This guy deserves to rot in the dankest of dungeons for all of eternity...

Fuck this guy. Preying on people who are just desperate to feed their kids, to make yourself rich is amongst the lowest forms of scum.

So this dude’s wife has been pressuring him to get rid of some of his bikes.
“Ok, ok. I’ll put it on Craigslist.” he says. He doesn’t want to sell it but he has to do something so he takes some great pictures and even writes up a glowing ad to go with it. He looks up what others of this model are selling for, doubles…

WTFMPL’s mom drives a brown wagon. had an interesting comment on oppo about this last night:

Why does the romantic proclivities of the local citizens make the story seem more likely? Is there a scat play specific sub-neighborhood?

Yeah, who ever shit on his car put up perhaps the most creative cock-block of all time.

I live in Chicago and this has been making the rounds with some friends today. You nailed my first couple of big points - the description of the defecation itself. His detective work leads him to assume that the dastardly bit was done off site - and the 2 logs and 1 ball transported to the scene.

What if the guy just…

Breaking news, Chicago police have released an artists rendering of the suspect:

Fake badges? GET YOU SOME OF THIS!!!

The colored light strips are there to help their spotters identify the individual cars. The lit number on the door is the car number while the number in the window (red for P and GTLM, green for PC and GTD) shows that car’s position in class. It’s just the technical evolution of having slightly different liveries on…

Actually with the optional Rally Pack they were competent handlers as well.