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In the 5th grade my dad took me to Cabo for my first vacation to Mexico, my dad being a royal asshole this was his attempt to make it up to me for all the years he was absent. Fine time, little weird, I did a good job about just drinking bottled items. One day we stopped for food, my dads like hey try the salad, its

Or it could be that people just like the message of Bernie more than Hillary.

Happy, people now at least know who your RB is. Which is an improvement (probably).

My new at the time 2013 mazda3 was 40 bucks less a month to insure than my 93 ford escort. and had full coverage vs liability. Im not exactly sure why it worked out like that

I’d have bet all my money on that picture being photoshopped. I would have lost everything. Thank god I gave up my Jezebel gambling addiction for something safer, like heroine.

Theres an image I didnt need in my head, +1

Addidas has a pair of weightlifting shoes for 90 bucks. I purchased them 1 month ago and let me say, they are amaing. They allow you to focus on the movement of the squat and takes your mind off of foot positioning. If you are becomming more serious about your weight lifting, these gym shoes would be well worth the

No, but I do love your syrup and propensity for politeness, but fuck your candian east side friends. THE WORST <John Oliver voice>

I came to this post, just to find this comment, just to give you a star. +1

You’re my hero

Some people are just negative.

What recommendations do you have for an office / entertainment room. We were thinking of shelving, but not sure the best solutions. Lots of unique items we like to display but it all kind of ends up cluttered on the desk / tv stands

Thanks, your opinion has been filed away in the round file.

Yes the ones that still dont get it. Dumb. But lets move on, we dont need a 4th article chuckling about their own wit with headlines.

Good job tripling down on a bad joke, if you need to explain it this many times, maybe it wasnt funny in the first place.

Like Manning will come play in the division that has both Arizona and Seahawks D coming at him full speed multiple times a year. Manning doesn’t have a death wish

Be careful what you say about this on Jezebel, I got much hate explaining how the balls do not lead to easy sitting with knees together.

How do you spot a bandwagon Seahawks fan, ask him if he is a 12. If the response is yes, hes an asshole. If he says, ugh fuck no I just root for the Seahawks. He is a long suffering 8-8 fan from way back. I am just currently enjoying the ride, till we slide back to 8-8 forever. Go hawks. Fuck the new 12's

Solid advice, and kind of what I was leaning towards, I love squat/deadlift/overhead (overhead personal favorite! Boulder Shoulders!) Crossfit gyms are really expensive, and I worry about the injury rate, I’ve seen a lot of people with terrible form doing crossfit and that worries me. What are your thoughts on