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Hot take alert: Bartolo Colon is cheating in the best chin award, seeing as he has 2 to choose from. Also hes the most entertaining fat man on sporting tv, would root for Mets over Yankees any day.

TL;DR Nope not gonna do it. Yankee fans are the worst and when they win they double in size. I’ll pass

I don’t, team Chewy all the way. Might as well be eating gravel.

Thats amazingly fucked up +1 to you sir

He was also mad because he gave up first blood to me 1 v 1 under tower like a dope. He was raging from that point on 3 minutes in.

Point 3 and 4 are totally accurate. Last night I had a guy on the enemy team RAILING on me about picking such an easy low skill character “nasus” (who is also super fun to play) I pick him because he is safe in the top lane and requires you to focus on last hitting, which is very important imo. He was on tilt because

Pandora has Epic Soundtracks which is pretty amazing if youre into that sort of thing. Great chill / study / work music

Tumbling composter

Trent Dilfer has a radio segment on my local sportsy time radio station, where they talk sporty sport sports. I managed to text in right near the end asking them to tell TD to chill it with the screaming, he has a mic for a reason. They read my comment on the air and Dilfer responded with something along the lines of,

Now that you’re here its full 7/6 prats! Go team Deadspin!

In the evergoing series of un needed updates to this site, this one has to be the worst. I used to be able to discreetly read the site all day at work. Now it is prominant that I am just screwing off all day. In all seriousness, this update looks horrible on my 16:9 widescreen 24 inch monitor, the sidebar is entirely

No but Brittney did....too soon?

are we talking about jerking off? this seems like how you would do that in a theater too, not smuggle “snacks”

The Chargers are so vanilla and boring that even Drews WYTS article is boring. That’s really quite the accomplishment San Diego. This guy made a cooking competition worth watching.

You’re right, I’ve never seen Hillary lose a nomination to an upstart campaign with large crowds and a groundswell movement. Also a lot of your comments lends to a person who hasnt really listened to him speak, as one of the 28k to see him in Portland he is a lot more populist than you imagine, much less the radical

by barber, do you mean mom? cause im pretty sure you mean mom

As a player in Portland, I will not stand for this injustice! Ill probably sit and take it like the rest of the west coast.

How mad do you have to be when Suarez is holding you back.

Its great he has a desk now, but can we seriously move it from the hallway / bathroom / wherever the fuck he sits. To someplace a little more condusive to recording a podcast?

You can tell its the off season in sports because all of Drews articles are all user submitted. Hilarious but lazy, the American way!