We won’t see a presidential press conference of this caliber once Trump takes over.

you know what i will miss most about obama?

I want to thank everyone at jezebel etc. for continuing to use descriptions like these for Drumpf: “ wimpish moldy muffin”. I also enjoy “Trumples”. It’s amazing.

OMFG I FOUND MY PERSON IN THE POOP THREAD.

Some how, in my mind, Hillary has gone from being my political candidate of choice to, like, my mom. I want to be like her, and I will fuck someone up to defend her.

On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…

I am really, deeply sorry for your troubles, but I also want to know I am shaking silently from laughing so hard, so know your pain was not truly in vain, for it brought this stranger temporary joy.

nah

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST. trump wants Steve bannon to be chief of staff!!!’

FUCK YOU NOW I’M CRYING AGAIN

Both last night and tonight, the mister has asked to have “comfort sex.” Dude. No.

I stand with you. I’m so sorry this is happening. Also, SOLIDARITY for also being a Chelsea. ❤️

Can’t stop crying or shitting. All day.

Chelsea, I can’t even begin to understand. I am an immigrant and didn’t get to vote on this, but regardless, I am so, so sorry for this. For whatever it’s worth.

Shock is a luxury. No time for luxury anymore. Time to organize, protest, volunteer.

There are a lot of people in this country who think that a rich guy with a pretty wife and a foul mouth and a gold toilet must be doing something right so they want him to fix all their problems too. That’s basically it.

Once Canadian doctors realize the money they can make treating American women, they’ll figure out how to make it work. The Republic of Gilead will be good for US adjacent medical clinics.

From PP St. Louis:

Because many of the voters are even fewer steps away from being kkk members.