Yes!!! Can we please get this updated? Maybe make a coffee table book?

gangrenous gaping wound Donald Trump

Truly. When the primary season’s shit show went into effect, everyone was like, “COME BACK, JON STEWART! ONLY YOU CAN SAVE US!”

BILL OMG ALL OF IT AHHHH my little art history nerd heart is BURSTING

SHUTUP AND TAKE MY MONEH

It’s much more presidential then the “die in a fire, Drumpf” that I usually respond with.

Blood coming out of wherever?

They need to bring back The Daily Squee.

Amen and well put. As a woman, I don’t think I fully understood how much I needed to see that until I saw her up there

Don’t forget, we only got the vote in 1919.

I would like to see a double-bicycle symbol go viral as a reminder to stop and help our fellow human beings.

She really should just stop.

[Redacted. Too bitter]

Does she honestly think it makes a lick of difference to rape survivers if the person who assaulted them was “nice” to other people?!?

Reading Yoko in Tweet Beat is like reading Family Circus on the comics page, or reading your horoscope. Sometimes it makes you think of something accidentally borderline profound, and if you miss it, you’re a lesser person.

I like Yoko and her weirdness. Sometimes she actually says something profound.

I come here every day for all of the tweets and especially the Yoko! Keep ‘em coming Kara!

I love Yoko and Riff Raff!

Yoko is like a comfort blanket at this point. If she’s not in tweet beat my whole day gets thrown off.

To be fair, Trump was even more orange without even trying.