"cuz I wanted to have a kiss..." Well fuck. I want chocolate macarons to fall from the sky into my hands, but I know better than to ask for them.

I think it's more like.... Tina looks more coherent than Lindsay.

Normal relationships are dynamic and unpredictable sometimes.

at least miley makes her art herself.

This is about as comprehensible as Kinja.

Eat the evidence, Tiffany!

I hope we all reserve judgement on what the mother should or shouldn't have done and just enjoy this really freakin' adorable video of a kid doing kid stuff. My ovaries explode for cute little baby voices :3

99% of the time I discipline straight away, but there is always that 1% that the stories they come up with and their behavior just makes it too fun to not drag it out a bit. I believe this is one of those times.

Push it off the deck and into the sea as a sacrifice to Poseidon?

I assure you, with all my heart and soul, I have indeed come into contact with a La-Ah (mine had an H. I guess it's like Sara vs. Sarah). Also, I have met a Pimprecia, and I know a Staqueta in passing. My all time fave still remains Dick Trickle, may he rest in peace.

I'm traveling abroad on my own this summer. I've decided to take a bikini. It's the first two piece I've had in 10 years. I'm so over covering my body because it doesn't look "right". So, fuck it. That's all.

To quote the New York Times from today—"ample, pointless sunshine."

TEAM FITZ FOREVAH!

Yeah, I will always side with this lady. Because she can't yell at her kid. And she needs to yell at someone. Because her kid, like all kids, is an asshole, day in, day out, 24/7. Whenever I was a waitress and some lady went off on me, it was pretty much because she had a kid/kids and she was stressed the fuck…

It's not really that much of a feud when one fanbase can just ground the other.