Totally agree — and it's sooo hard not to laugh sometimes. I really wish I had caught some of this from my own kids on video. That whole family will laugh at this for a long time.

First... I applaud this mom for her patience. Second, that little girl is going to be all kinds of successful in life.

I want to barf. "Simultaneously afraid and annoyed and enraged" pretty much sums it up.

omg I got that email this am and I thought it was for real.

This is a rhetorical post — a rant building on your well thought list. My list is less well thought because my brain is taxed from trying to figure this show out.

If mellie had an affair with that dude... possibly only one of their kids is really Fitz's

Between this and the Tangled one downthread... I would like to work for Disney NOW. I'm sure it's a sweatshop... but it looks like a fun sweatshop.

The whole damn point of the movie was that you have to combine "free-style" and "following instructions" to win/beat the bad guys. And 90 minutes after being home from the movie, my kids were all "can we by more legos????"

We just went today... kids said it was really stinky inside.

I think Olivia Pope wrote that.

I read this in the car (parked) and I cried. What you wrote was so articulate and spot on. I've had four kids — and with each one a post partum that was no roses and unicorns. For myself, I found the mental toll more excruciating than the physical. The nine months of hormones raging through my body left my brain…

thank you for understanding.

As a person who's kid had one of these....

Another one confused about the weather. Or she decided to play it safe and dress for winter and summer.

if you have enough symptoms to be dizzy, sick etc, you have enough hormone change to show on a stick. I have four kids. I'm somewhat familiar with the process. It's not necessarily the amount of time since last period, but the speed at which your body starts producing pregger chemicals.

not to suggest the obvious... but go pee on a stick.

maybe if they both had a gun this wouldn't have happened.

I'm embarrased for myself that the only link I clicked on was Tori Spelling ... and now I am consumed with wanting to know who took the photo. The tow truck guy? Random dude on the street?

5 out of 10 it's her mother calling the paps.

Don't go back. Ever, ever ever ever ever. Cuz it will just be more of the same.