As a person who's kid had one of these....

Another one confused about the weather. Or she decided to play it safe and dress for winter and summer.

if you have enough symptoms to be dizzy, sick etc, you have enough hormone change to show on a stick. I have four kids. I'm somewhat familiar with the process. It's not necessarily the amount of time since last period, but the speed at which your body starts producing pregger chemicals.

not to suggest the obvious... but go pee on a stick.

maybe if they both had a gun this wouldn't have happened.

I'm embarrased for myself that the only link I clicked on was Tori Spelling ... and now I am consumed with wanting to know who took the photo. The tow truck guy? Random dude on the street?

5 out of 10 it's her mother calling the paps.

Don't go back. Ever, ever ever ever ever. Cuz it will just be more of the same.

T-minus 8 months before someone on the Today show asks Jenna how she got rid of the baby weight.

Folks, taking advice from a Gawker column is like reading The Onion and thinking it's real. Laugh and move on.

Well, obviously this means she's pregger!

Pretty much how it went for me... pregger, give birth, nurse for a while, finally drink wine, get knocked up again.

lifetime supply of twinkies?

YES!!!!!!

Best eva for my Saturday am reading!

My heart goes out to you. The whole process of miscarriage, both mind and body just sucks.

It concerns me that it will become an economic disadvantage to cure breast cancer. Much like diabetes and the diabetic peripherals market

countdown to a snorkeling accident for the dear Mrs.

Is it bad that sometimes I put nutella on bacon? Why choose when you can have both.

best damn coverage of the RNC eva!!!!!!!! You deserve a Pulitzer for not reaching out and beating your interviewees with your pencil and notepad.