I think “everything” just about covers it.

After he pops a blood vessel in his brain rage-tweeting on the shitter at 3AM, I hope they chop his brain up & find that out for certain.

The elevator pitch went something like this.

I wish I was rich enough to be that eccentric and quirky.

You think that’s impressive? Some of us used to share a commenting space with the motherfucking Rappin Jake Sisko himself.

He’s been here a while. I guess we’re just used to it.

It can’t be Gaelic, they used a vowel.

[by Mikey Insanity, reposted] 

Eh. I think with Kinja the AV Club commentariat finally crossed the threshold from being funnily sarcastic to just plain mean, old and grumpy.

It did sound a bit like he saw it as a legit challenge and took the bait. If 45 is alpha, I want to be categorized as omega to get as far away as possible, not try to out-alpha him.

Peter Tosh > Daniel Tosh

I believe there’s an after-party for every host. It would have stood out more if there had been no party that time. The real shame? SNL only let Trump host that season, and not that glorious bastion of comedy: Mike Huckabee. We could have had 90 minutes of pure gold!

Trump can’t do the tall thing when he’s more horizontal than anything else. Every time I see him in a profile shot, I think of the famous Rothschild silhouette.

Eric Trump could not be reached for comment, as he had forgotten to close his mouth while in the shower, and accidentally drowned.

Junior’s right. That’s why Peepaw never has to remind people who he is by plastering his name in giant letters on almost literally everything he owns. That would totally be the action of an insecure beta cuck

They are most definitely not solidified. All he’s done is make contradictory statements to Schumer and Pelosi since then, aside from 1 tweet.

Also this is the man who said a month ago he was declaring the opioid epidemic a national emergency, press covered it as if he had, when in fact, he still hasn’t actually done…

I just want people to not go too far with this idea that he’s made a turn. The man has only ever been out for himself and will climb into bed with anyone he thinks will help fulfill his need for adulation. He’s going to turn again and again and again, so the people who’re thinking he’s on board with DACA now need to…

It is nuts that Trump’s supporters are so angry at journalists for writing down everything the Commander in Chief says on a microphone. The audacity!

I heard it’s because their wife flat out said “we’re not getting $1000 phones” before even saying hello to them on Tuesday.

Begun again the Apple\Android Fanboy wars have.