Skinny Gene Simmons = Tommy Wiseau from The Room

Heck, my dad writes all my
AV Club comments.

I don't care what Billy Joel says.

Back in the day, it was a popular solution for getting rid of unwanted children.

Click on the Lincoln the bottom of the page to find out more about this villian!

I know, right?

Bismillah! Yes, she let him go. (Let him go!)

The Trump administration pronounces it "Hurrrrrrrrrr"

Just like those stones on Lost!

It's people like you that are killing the tea towel industry!

You're the Typhoid Mary of retail!

Mother never lets Pence go to parties.

Clothing stores whose size large fits like a small also describes men's clothes the last few years.

Yellow is the new black.

Oh my!

Awesome! I did not know that!

Thank goodness TJ Miller has Silicon Valley to fall back to … right? RIGHT?!

Make it 1980.
That way it can do cross overs with "Galactica 1980" during sweeps week.

Sure according to Roland.

They're even scarier once they've fermented