And that show's spinoff:
Laaaw an' Orda: SUV

Dong, dong!

Look at me sitting in a porno theater in Piccadilly Circus talking to a corpse!

I can see the a-peel

Wow. I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

It depends on where Cruz's billionaire sugar mamma Rebekah Mercer wants him to be.

That's refreshing to hear.

"I've got the best spark. Everybody says so. And hot. It's quite hot. People who do business with me talk about how I burned them. It's my spark… it's hot.
It's beautiful too. The most beautiful spark you've ever seen. I've said that if it weren't my spark, I'd be dating it."

I'm of "black Irish" descent and have been mistaken for Hispanic, Jewish, and Mediterranean my whole life. I love it. My ethnic heritage is nothing but boring WASPs in every direction of my family tree.

It's free if you dont mind sitting through NRA ads every time you use the app

Glass-holes aside, these glasses do have the potential to do good things.

For how long? My hands are getting tired.

Or you could just use the crazy mass shooter detector app

I will never understand Millennial’s fear of clowns.

It's not really Friday the 13th without Jack and cousin Micki

Phil Collins was everywhere back then.

Her current face is a major upgrade from what she looked like before the plastic surgeon,

Can't drop what you don't have.

As high, thin, nasally, and annoying as Kushner's voice is, it's still easier on the ears than Ted Cruz's voice.

God wouldn't have given us tear ducts if He didn't want us injecting morphine in them. That's just basic science.