And you may ask yourself
What is that beautiful house?
And you may ask yourself
Where does that highway go?
And you may ask yourself
Am I right?…Am I wrong?
And you may tell yourself
MY GOD!…WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Well played Manimal

Can't be a Manimal unless you upvote yourself. It's the law.

Does he threaten to reveal his owner's secret baked bean recipe every week?

Because BHS ain't no Dummy!

( •_•) You might say The Catch never…

Take it easy there, PWR BTTM

Butthole Surfers weren't afraid to use vowels. Just saying.

Color me old school, but I prefer good old fashioned stalking.

The talking fish with the face of my dead grandmother said it was a dream and that this is reality.
You calling Gramma fish a liar?!

Pretty much the extent of my vocabulary when I first wake up.

You got to be cruel to be kind, in the right measure.
Cruel to be kind means that you love them.

So who is the band playing first?

Or a kilt. Kilts are awesome.

She should cover Cowboy Troy's country rap song "I Play Chicken With The Train"

I'm hearing that the way Cartman pronounces "Ma"

Puh-leeze. Everyone knows today's youths®© are into the vaping and good posture.

I just copied this list, changed "dressing room" to "cubicle " and now email it with my resume.

Also, Spicer's ridiculous hiding in the bushes antics yesterday made Spicer look bad in Trump's eyes, so Trump felt the need to trot out his back up spokespeople Conway & Huckabee Sanders to do Spicer's job.

Stuff the holes with garlic.
It works for both pasta and vampires.