It's a slippery slope to Godzooky.
No one wants another Godzooky.

Sounds like your mood is coming up, coming up each day

I can LEN you some sunshine.
I've plenty since there's be no rain.
All I can say is my life is pretty plain.

Also known as a Texas transmutation. Served with jalapeño cornbread instead of wafers.

Unite as a one leg with six feet?
This sounds like one of those human centipede things.

Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose has always been a honey pot for Human Resources.

As if there was ever a heart to replace in the first place.

Aptly named. That's how long it felt to get through that movie.

Billy prefers to be called Billiam now

Through the miracle of aging, every cereal is "Colon Blow" for me now.

Jacob, Lindsay Lohan is available if you can meet her price.

Furious 7 also had the benefit of Walker's brother body doubling for him and seven films worth of B roll footage to utilize.

That's how Jerry Lewis did it before he physically became too old to do it.

Tittering always make me think of the sounds the giant Judas cockroaches made in the movie Mimic

The missing lyric from OutKast's "Hey Ya"

She and Milo should pull a "we found Jesus", marry, and start their own Millennial version of the Jim & Tammy Faye Baker show. The rubes would eat that up.

Yes. Thank you for specifying Evangelicals. I hate it when all Christianity is lumped in them.

ahhhh…Ahhhhhh…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…awwwww

"I'm going to Hanna Montana® s5e3 you to the grave!
Then I'm going to The Single Guy® s3e14 your family!"

The only thing that can stop an evil John Simm
is his Canadian doppelgänger Dave Foley