Ah, yes. How quickly people forget The Single Guy

Okay…that seems really dark though

Harold seems to be doing okay

I'd be surprised if Donald Trump could figure out how to piss on a tree by himself.

*licking screen*

I don't think science is supposed to growl like that

Healthier than smoking.

Me need to hand out with people who talk better like Cookie Monster's friends

If Trump's wrists are anything like his hands, he might be the singular instance of this being true

In Seattle we have a long time 2nd hand bookstore that always has cats running around.
Pure heaven.

It's not a good way to keep abreast

From the videos I thought she must be close to 50. She's only 34. Proximity to Trump really ages a person.

And Texas.

She wants to steal their music for herself

Unfortunately that's my experience on my iPad's browser too.

Everybody Poops is my favorite REM song.

I know, right?

Are you using an iPhone? The site regularly crashes on my iPad

Cersei conveniently ignores "How to date Natalie Dormer"

You have no idea.
We STILL can't jump.