My parents were 2nd cousins. I LOVE incest jokes.

An organization founded using N@zi gold, data, and scientists fûcking us?

They faked our moon landing, of course they'll fake this too.

Thanks Headless. That's really messed up on their part.

Darn it. Fine!

Talent wise I agree. But their facial features are quite similar

I wonder if they'll delete people who don't provide their date of birth.

I had the same feeling when I turned the legal drinking age.
And suddenly people stopped carding me.
It was very annoying.

I second that emulsion.

I nev-ah dreenk………………………………………vine.

Think of her as a tall Maura Tierney

Their in the crew's tummies. Don't tell the crew. Let it be a surprise.

Ivanka can't be at the White House all the time.

I'm sure in a few days Trump will be adding him to his cabinet or he'll be joining FOX News.

I loave that joke.

Those are adorable. If you put in Dark Side of the Moon it's like a tiny laser show at the planetarium

If it gtows enough moss it will start moving by itself like the topiary in The Shining.

Fear not. They dress like it's 1979. Only the music is occasionally 80s.

Absolutely! Just don't yell at any black Irish by mistake. That would be uncivilized.

Geez. Fine. Your family can come back to Ireland.
But you all have to live in what's left of the Ballymun Flats.