Capturing the zeitgeist worked for me.

Trump tried kicking it Palin-style and writing his speaking points on his hand but ran out of room after the first letter.

You are the only other person I've run into that liked the Lone Ranger.

I love how centered and grounded he becomes in the final moments of the movie once he's finally at the helm of his ship in the last moments of the movie.

That's what corn flakes are for! Or are cornflakes a cure for sex?
Whatever. Carpe corn flakes!

I can't imagine even laughing uncomfortably at that scene.
It's just so weird, disturbing, and tragic.

The jump cut showing of Samara's victim's certainly heightened the shock factor, but the bloated, melted faces and crooked hyper extended mouths locked in a permanent scream are creepy even with out the jump cut.

Coming soon "Alternative Calendars" based on Trump Time units of measure. No more of this fake time based off science we've been using.

There couple name is
"Han-Jo"

"Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why.
So that every shriek of every child watching this hideousness episode will be yours to cherish.

Folie à deux

Quite literally.

If you're in Seattle, keep in mind there's also a place a few blocks away that serves lava cakes the size of Ding Dongs for $12 a pop.

Next thing you know, Saturday Night Live will be shilling for Cheetos!

That would be enjoyable.

I imagine they'll figure they haven't proved themselves enough to God and commence human sacrificing at that point.

Some Dominionists also think if they can cause Armagedon they can hasten Christ's return to Earth.

I go with PINO "President in Name Only"

They could just wear his carcass as fat suit.
Like Tyler Perry in the Madea movies.

I'm sure he appreciates the attention