Dude, Peter Dinklage makes this dude look like a wet hamster.

Those elephants just need a little TLC.

Man, that sucks. That area sounds dangerous. They should put up some warning signs.

Don’t shame “snitching”. Exposing criminals is in the interest of society as a whole, and we want more people to come forward, not less. Yes, we’re talking about a garbage person, but the information he provides is valuable. And there is nothing valuable, or even moral, in remaining loyal to a criminal gang. So, don't…

But have you seen the 2020 flagship model yet?

How has no one posted this?

Waited for my hand to go to sleep! Takes forever. I have the circulation of a healthy ten year old professional swimmer. 

You made me want to sign up for this now. How does one go about becoming a ref for shitty little kids?

Oooohhhhhh yeah, that’s the ecstatic whistling of a former middle school baller who’s WAY into his control over a bunch of women.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

I know who took it...

Came here for this and am not disappointed!

Tokyo better prepare. Gojira is en route. 

I have. I stand by my statement. 

I don’t like nutmeg so I can’t get into pumpkin spice. But the hate is so ridiculous.

I feel like judging people for enjoying pumpkin spice was amusing in 2013, and got kinda tired by 2015. I personally have embraced my basic fall being. Pumpkin spice reminds me of the fancy Barnes & Noble in the town I grew up in and browsing the music and movies section, and all the promise and possibilities I…

Look at the list.

Look at the list.

That SUV has now seen more crawling than the average Wrangler. *zips up flame suit*

Although the cannibalism may seem severe, it is thankfully brief. In other species, the female will slowly suck the life out of her partner over a period of decades. This process is commonly referred to as marriage.