Look at the list.

Look at the list.

That SUV has now seen more crawling than the average Wrangler. *zips up flame suit*

I had to take a break to star you’re response.

I haven’t washed any of my cars since 2016, so... No.

That ending twist though

You asked so kindly, so sure.

I would appreciate so very much if you shared the fart poem.

Haven’t watched, won’t watch, this comment made me queasy.
Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I like “miracles” as a verb.

Hey, one joke per post. The fuck. Some of us are trying to eat.

I totally laughed.

I only regret that I have but one star to give.

“Starbucks appears to be striving for a lukewarm medium”

then they are all fake holidays.

I generally look to the Real Housewives when getting medical advice. Glad to know I’m not the only one.

“Alexa, remind me to strip the DRM from all of my Kindle purchases tomorrow.”

His appeal comes from his eyes. When he is flatulating he looks into the camera and straight into your soul. You truly feel that he is not releasing gas from his ass because his body compels him to but because he wants you to know what it means to be human.

As though I needed another reason to love Amy Adams...

Honestly, this might be the first time one of these “celebs: they’re just like us!” stories has actually worked on me. I’m an Amy Adams fan now! And even less of a fan of McLevy than ever for trying to put on airs and pretend he’s too good for fart jokes.

The Monster Squad, The Last Starfighter, Flight of the Navigator, My Neighbour Totoro, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Rocketeer, Beauty and the Beast, etc.