There are many serious issues with this report. The blurb for Philadelphia, my hometown and current location, states "Public transportation in Philly is excellent." Whoever wrote that has obviously no experience with the hell known as SEPTA. There is not a direct correlation between the percentage of a city’s…

SADDLECREEK, YO

The Ke$ha thing makes me sad. I watch Fashion Police when it's on, and they talk about Ke$ha frequently, and recently they've been saying how good she looks and how she's improved in her fashion choices...and to think that they were basically congratulating her on hurting herself and how that must have made her feel…

I have no idea who Laura is! Has she written here before? She sounds great!

3. Pennypinch on tip money for brunch when I know you live in a $3,900/month apartment.

If the ghost of Jimi Hendrix comes to you tonight and says Auld Lang Syne is indeed corny as fuck, then what will you do?

Yes.

As a Canadian, I stopped caring. Like, really bub? Ya ain't got much to talk about. Not when your government shuts down over a hissy fit and you actually, seriously have politicians DEBATING whether women should be granted people-rights (namely, ones pertaining to the right to bodily autonomy).

What's a good counter-protest food for this? Whatever it is, I'm eating it off of a dudes dick.

Ugh, I would hate to read an interview I gave when I was 21. Or from like a year ago, really. She sounds dumb, but no dumber than I did when I was young or like most people when they are young. She isn't the problem, it's people giving credence to what she says that is the real issue. She isn't some prophet or…

I love this post — very practical and kind to all parties concerned.

Not necessarily. You know the old adage, "Truth is stranger than fiction." Also I confess that I'm more likely to respond to any post of yours whether I have anything constructive to say or not, simply because of our handles. So, on that note...Hey, how are you doing? Nice to see you again.

This has to get out of the grays.

I met my BFs grandfather for the first time when he popped the bedroom door open early in the morning to greet his grandson...and found us engaged doggy-style.

Also - I am forever grateful that I went to high school/middle school before facebook, instagram, twitter, vine etc. It must be hell.

Looks like an anti-aircraft gun mounted on a hovercraft.

The penis mightier than the proboscis.

Thanks! And yes, Burt!! <3

Pigeons have the best thigh gaps.

If I saw something clever like a little coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang, I had to have it.