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Knox Overstreet!!!

Yikes. I have a Paragard and I must have been really lucky. No pain upon placement, no cramps during my period anymore (used to get moderate to severe cramping), period lasts about three days. The first day is craaaazy bleeding, but after that it drops off. I know that it takes about 6 months for things to sort of

It's really strange, but I have this complex where I think people assume I am a homeless person. I don't dress like I'm homeless, I don't talk to myself, I don't ask for change, but if my hair hasn't been washed in like two days and I'm not wearing makeup, I honestly wonder if people are looking at me like I'm

In all my years as an Internet user, I have never seen a greater gif.

Birth control fails more often than you'd think, even when used responsibly. The supposedly fail-safe almighty IUD doesn't even work 100% if the time. I don't think it's an over-generalization to say that the woman in the situation winds up doing the brunt, if not all, of the work in caring for a child. If she doesn't

Makes ya wanna just kick back and enjoy some popcorn, doesn't it?

Racism is not okay, but classism is totally fine. In fact, it's the American Way.

Bale was arrested for battery on his mother and sister not long after that silly recording became public.

Hmm, I never thought of it like that. I guess because, as you said, Mexican food is just way, way better tasting. Of the English food I've had, I think they rely too much on the meat and potatoes trope (bubble and squeak, bangers and mash, fish and chips, shepherd's pie, etc). But Mexican...there just seems so much

omg wut, Mexican food is absolute perfection. And fish and chips is LAZY.

Yes, but the 3-legged deaf blind zebra has to live as...the 3-legged deaf blind zebra. I'd rather not live at all. But that's just like...my opinion, man.

Yeah, Anna's been killing it lately. The ginger puggle bit was GREAT. BECAUSE IT'S TRUE!

You summoned it. ^^^^

Took the words out of my mouth. A young and financially insecure birth makes things a helllll of a lot harder no matter how rosy and upbeat your disposition. Those are just the facts.

That is the part of the story that always gets me. Oh, you want to make good and goddamn sure this pregnancy is carried to term, but you don't give a flying shit what happens to me or the fetus/child after birth? Yeah. That's logical. Live and let live, folks. There but for the grace of dog go thee.

But...her butt in underwear!!!!1

He is honestly the worst actor I've ever seen, so... I'm satisfied.

More likely an Ivy League undergrad...

I spent nine months off of Facebook for this same reason. Previous to the deactivation, I'd spent over a year in agony, watching college friends and high school acquaintances make advances in their careers, set up shop in new cities, lay on exotic beaches...whatever. All while I went through an unplanned pregnancy

IT IS SO HARD TO MAKE FRIENDS AFTER COLLEGE! this this this!