Am I missing why Kotaku is trying to tell me that is a huge deal? Is this really such a civil rights problem that in the kind of story that Assassin's Creed runs with in the times of history that they go through, that there isn't a major female protagonist? You don't need to shoehorn every group into something for…

it could always be worse.

While I wouldn't kill puppies I do feel your sentiment! FFXII is my favorite FF and fortunately I have played it in 1080p @ 60 fps by emulating it on my PC.

Id kill puppies for a ps4 rerelease of FF12. It's my favourite FF ever so sue me.

This is awesome but what of XII HD and XV I wonder.

It was one of the few non-cliffhanger Voyager finales, and it was an appropriate and thrilling touchstone in the 7 of 9 arc — neither concluding nor skirting it. Plus, the Dauntless remains one of the coolest Federationish starship designs.

"Who shot Mr. Burns?"...fucked up my whooole Summer!!!

Fire.

Lost, season 3 "We have to go back, Kate. WE HAVE TO GO BACK!"

'Nuff said.

"Does making men think they're going to potentially have sex with Scarlett Johansson constitute cruelty to animals in some way?"

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The main difference between Old Testament and New is Steve Souza and Chuck Billy. That's it.

I mean, technically I think we'd still be living in the first sequel with one on the way...at some point...eventually.

The Bible III: Apocalypse Now-ish

I don't know why this is so funny to me, but I just got the impression that The Book of Mormon is to Christianity as 50 Shades of Grey is to Twilight :)

It is a trilogy, folks. The Quran is the third book. It's pretty good, but that long part with all the Hobbits hugging each other in the elf city gets boring.

Yeah, don't think that one's considered official canon. More like fanfic if you ask me.

Part 3 is "Mohammed and Allah's Excellent Adventure".

I heard the director quit, and the studio went (morally) bankrupt.

I did myself a favor and simply ignored every X-Men movie other than First Class. I feel it's the only one that's truly special out of the lot.