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I had this experience over the weekend for the big ticket item of a Mazda 3. I’m young (26) but tend to look maybe 24 (I still get ID’d frequently) I was wearing a fairly modern floral button down and khakis. Young business casual guy apparel.  

I walked into a dealership and gave them a timeline, a specific model and…

I did. This is part 1, where the main point is autopilot was in error.

The trend in these stories is always the same, so I’m waiting for part two.

Part 1 - Tesla’s autopilot, in attempt to kill everyone on earth because robots and tech is bad, tried to drive my car into a sin filled volcano on the way to my volunteer job at the rescue puppy shelter!!

[investigation takes place]

Part 2 -…

we’re currently for something we can modify a bit and take to the track.

For those of you who don’t understand, this isn’t aimed at your bandanna wearing, torn blue jeans Harley Rider, hence the price and the Gin. This also isn’t a product that is coming from Harley, but rather features the vintage appeal of classic motorcycles.

This is aimed at the modern artisan who has pieces of old…

aww ffs I was at hype level 200 but I forgot about guerrilla. THAT was the one I was jazzed for. Armageddon is mostly in caves if I remember it correctly.

TRICKLE DOWN TECH - NEW SPEED3 (100 emoji repeated 16 times)

The MSRP of a 2017 mx5 gt is the exact same here in Canada. No deals.

Yeah right bud, the drivers in [YOUR HOMETOWN] are nothing compared to what I’ve seen in [MY HOMETOWN]!

I think Legoass drives a Fiat 500 Abarth, Conan drives a Silverado 2500. Sean Bean drives the current McLaren-Honda F1 car.

I’ve never watched game of thrones.

If fighter jets can press a button and have a pilot safely removed from the jet, then some sort of quick release option shouldn’t be that big of a deal. An interior and exterior quick release.

I don’t understand how there’s still an argument for open cockpit F1 at all.

The cars, the speed, the racing, the drivers, everything is different from years ago. You can tell the era of cars from its aero. There is no tradition here. Lets look at the pros and cons:

PROS:
(subjectively) cooler looking spaceship cars
faste…

You could be smart and capitalize on the entirely new generation of people who likely would have otherwise never been exposed to your music, or you can try some legal bullshit and try to make a quick buck. Don’t be a dickhead.

I signed up for the ticket notifications, how much does a weekend pass normally run?

Is this event open to the public? Can I just buy a ticket or something and show up and look at all these cars? I don’t know how many more times I can live vicariously through the Jalopnik wrap up gallery.

I don’t have kids but having followed this story from the start it feels like graduation. You did it. Scrappy little garbage heap is now a proven race car.

Congratulations to you and your team. Cheers to many more quick escalations!

What we really need is a Trail-rated Hybrid Integration Compact Crossover. The SUCC is great, but nothing can beat a good THICC.