He drove a LTD for a while, but after the noodle incident he bought a Golf.

2016 - CARD GAME EVERYTHING

I once got my 03 protege stuck in the snow, and then had to hope it didn’t kill itself as I left it driving itself, all in late April.

I decided to take a back road trip and I came across some snow on the road. I hadn’t expected this since temperatures were above the 10 degree mark for quite some time. I thought “ah…

I REALLY wanted to see Ozymandias as DLC in the first game. While the Injustice run is separate from the Rebirth run, the addition of the characters into the new universe gives me a little hope.

My friend Kitty Karen should trade in her MG for that white chrysler lebaron

I wish automakers would use better LED strips for the fog/running lights. It isn’t hard to make them appear as a solid beam rather than little individual LED’s, and it makes the entire front end looks a lot less tacky. This is a 100k+ car with 2 cent LED displayed prominently right up front.

GTFO NASA THE ONLY ROCKETS WE NEED ARE BRZ’S - NEXT STOP: THE UNIVERSE

This is complete bullshit. What, was TFA a surprise? EA got a whole new series of films sprung on them and they had to scramble for a release? There isn’t even any content from TFA in the game. Previous versions of Battlefront and current versions of Battlefield all had more content than this game did. I wouldn’t have…

In all honesty, Ottawa drivers are ok, since they normally drive too slow to make anything bad happen. That, and the fact that obnoxious public transit drivers cause more traffic mess ups.

If it’s anything like the first, it will be bargain bin priced approximately 45 minutes after it’s release.

Maybe N for Nogogio Drivealissimo.

You tell em Volvo!

I’m Canadian but I applied anyways. I’ll convert for you. Hooray guns. I love baseball hot dogs. The corvette is ok

I think something neat would be the ability to toggle your priority. The RFID for baby seats is a good idea, until people start ripping out the tags and putting them in their car. If I get to be 70 years old I want to turn down my priority. Help others first. If I have a car full of people I want my priority to…

Frosted mini wheats the entire chart higher than fruit loops? fuck right off. Multigrain cheerios are better than honey nut. Raisin bran blows. most of that bottom row is better than golden crisp. This chart is shite.

Uber just won a victory here in Ottawa, being overwhelmingly (23-1 council vote) voted in favor of finding regulation. Since Uber has came here, I’ve never needed to use a taxi or an Uber. The way the taxi unions have gone about their little “protests”, they have ensured that when the time comes for me to consider…

it is a road that you go

I vote we call any mistake involving an enthusiast a “bumber” from now on. Here’s a Bumber highlight reel:

WHAT IF THIS STORY IS JUST PLANT BY A LEGAL TEAM TO GET JALOPNIK (ONE OF THE ONLY HEALTHY PARTS OF GAWKER) TO TEAR ITSELF APART? NICE TRY LEGAL TEAM, WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER. DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU (INCORRECTLY) BELIEVE THESE CARS SHOULD BE GARAGE QUEENS OR NOT.