They make two vehicles, and they are just asking to become a new animated feature

You’re in the colonies now son it’s TIRE

I’m tired of puns like this

Thanksgiving was a month and a half ago. This weekend is black friday, so I might pick up an xbox and play some fallout. Also show solidarity with our southern neighbours and get equally shitfaced.

1. Synchronize the carbs
When you get a whole table of people asking for gluten free options at a clearly gluten heavy restauraunt

The trick to car puking is to try and hold it until you get to an outside corner. You throw open the door (MAKE DAMN SURE YOUR SEAT BELT IS ON FOR FUCK SAKES) and open the sluice gates. If you’ve timed it right, the centripical force of cornering will shoot your puke out and away from the car. No puke on you, the…

I don’t really have the knowledge so maybe someone else can answer this -

What does VAG get from these racing programs?

Is it essentially a write off for brand awareness? Do they actually make money by winning races, enough to offset the price of participating in these events? Is it all sponsorship revenue? What is the…

Then Jake builds up a moment of tension and says that check is what was left over....

“can’t hit things LMAO” Make that joke a few more times please.

The live dot tracking page looks like it will work pretty well, but don’t get too excited, it doesn’t start until about 2pm EST (I went now and forgot that it would obviously be in Pacific time)

I can tell by your tone you’re jazzed for this vehicle. I cannot give fewer fucks, I think it looks awesome and at $6,800 I’m voting NP.

Am I the only one?

Once, you could transport a plane by shoving it in a car and strapping it to the night

Tl;dr - Big plane. Lots of parts. All of Europe. Logistical clusterfuck.

Something more like this version, which is a turnkey track only option directly from the factory. Mazda has that MX-5 Cup car which has some logos on it, so I guess what I’m asking is when you buy one of those, do you get to choose what goes on it or is some of that branding there from the factory as part of the car?

Something I’ve wondered about these consumer “race” cars - Can you buy them without the sponsor logos? I noticed them on the NASA prototype car yesterday as well. They are certainly scaled back from what you see at an actual race, but when you go to the manufacturer and buy a “race” car like this, does it come with…

I like scramblers. If I were to buy one knowing full well I’ll be driving on pavement for about 99.95% of my driving, should I replace knobby tires? I feel like they add to the visual appeal more than actual function. I also feel like tires are a place where function should trump form.

Congrats to both of you. I started reading Jalopnik with you as EIC, and with the amount I frequent Gizmodo, i09, Kotaku, and Lifehacker I look forward to seeing those sites continue with the approach you brought to Jalopnik.

Were you just sitting around on the phone all day anyways before you joined?

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