MY EX-WIFE WAS A BIG TIME PIPE IMPORTER AND SHE WAS AS EVIL AS THEY COME

What really blew my mind was finding out he co-founded DC shoes and sold it for 85 million. The dudes a loaded businessman who now races for a living.

You all lost your fucking minds for this car and I just don’t see it. I’m all for a minimalist design and for elegance, but jesus this car is as beige as they come. It screams “car” and nothing else. It has nothing going for it. If it were a girl, it’d be the kinda girl I can’t even describe because I don’t notice…

I thought you were calling Ken Block out for being nearly 40 years old then I realized he’s 47.

And as we found out last week, conversion vans are the perfect vehicle for nowhere. Want to look like the creepy uncle at the country club?

The Empire was on its way to your design anyways.

The got the director of the Star Trek reboot

I may or may not have played the beta. I may or may not have opinions regarding an abysmal storyline that is cringefest ‘98. I may or may not have yelled at my “crew” to stop calling me every 10 seconds. Drifting is broken, no may or may nots.

Put sparkles in the water
Enjoy rainbows in your next fender bender

OR PUT NITRO GLYCERINE IN YOUR FRIENDS BUMPERS FOR A REAL SILLY PRANK!

The odds of successfully navigating an unplowed, dark street are approximately 3720 to 1

snowsilence is therapeutic

Driving at night when it’s snowing. PUNCH IT CHEWIE

This is simply the best way to waste 25k. Better than all the rest.

Did they check the tire pressure?

How resistant is it to a crusher? You don’t have to stop it from getting crushed just curious

How much will a scrap yard give you for it? You don’t have to decline their offer just curious

How quickly can you trade it for something else? You don’t have to pick anything in particular just curious

How flammable is it? You…

These people like cars and I like cars. Therefore, I should respect them.

Hitler liked dogs and I like dogs. Therefore...?

Even 8 year old me knew that the wheels on the car don’t go CROOKED SCRAPE SNAP CROOKED SCRAPE SNAP

Did we break the trailcart website? I wanted to look at them more but nothing loads?

That car is 160 feet long

Realistically, won’t this be the second automotive winter? Think of how many brands have gone extinct since the dawn of the car, based on failures to keep up with production. Consistentcy brough about the first automotive winter and defined The Big 3, but innovation and the ability to keep up will bring about the…

They seem to be moving at a good pace for moving 2.5 million pounds. I can barely get that sort of speed out of my morning commute and I’m only carrying the desire to not be at work.