Everyone that has died has eaten a food. We can gather from this that food creates a 100% mortality rate in humans. Ban eating, live forver.

I wasn’t hungry but then I watched this video and I will never be truly full again as long as I don’t own this car. Such is this curse.

That account is sooo good.

I think with a fastback roof this car would be incredible

Not as much brand loyalty as brand avoidance. Through those close to me, I know I will never own a GM vehicle. I like my Mazda, but should I test drive a different model and have it feel right, then I’ll go with that.

Not carpet needs to make a comeback in cars. I don’t know when it got decieded that something that is a bitch to clean was the best material for a surface that mainly holds our feet

It is now called the sunwindow and its standard. Or moonwindow

Thanks to the large windshield and other windows, I was able to tell that ludicrous mode looks ludicrous. Fantastic.

WHAT IF THE APOCALYPSE IS WATER WORLD-ESQUE? WHERE IS YOUR GOD THEN?

It really is a butt crack

A 300hp, AWD, shooting brake mini. Are you being serious right now. Don’t lie please.

Rotissarie is pronounced ro-tiss-ary

We’re in the midst of a video game price gouge here in Canada. There’s no end in sight. Playing with actual legos is still cheaper.

The Volt is nice, but it’s still a GM product. GM doesn’t exactly have a history of making the right car and not fucking over the customer.

The automotive industry only seems to evolve when companies are caught being shit.

Leave it to Mr Krebs to pinch pennies.

He tells his wife he loves her very much, even though she knows.

Couldn’t even win a war, did you really think you could win the diesel game? Get fuckin rekt Germany.

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I don’t get cell service in my basement here in Ottawa. #fuckcomcast