A Ferrari 250LM goes for much higher than 9 million, and it only bursts into regular flames. Save your money and buy a plasma rocket.

This car is yes

Those back fenders aren’t completely round, I guess that’s kind of aggressive

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Saudia Arabia makes oil be whatever price. For less than the price of this brown manual diesel wagon, you could have a miata from carmax or expensive oil. Is 2x the price fracking oil NP or CP? I rolled my beetle.

This design on the newer, more agresive looking beetle wouldn’t be a bad thing at all

What if there is a little dust on the bottle and it fools me about what is inside?

An entire story in 4 words

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4 minutes can be the difference between making it to work the next day and waking up in a Wendy’s bathroom

each hour must be comprised of 18 minutes of smoke breaks, 24 minutes of lunch breaks, 9 minutes of bathroom breaks, and 4 minutes of hard alcohol consumption.

I think it’d be cool if at the end of the month there was a post of all the nice price winners as well as the top voted crack pipe

The track looks kinda like a combination of both genders reproductive organs.

The first time I broke the speed limit on a road bike (cycle) I knew I wanted to get a motorcycle. The intimacy of speed that you feel while exposed and on two wheels is something that no car can come close to mimicking.

Driving along the ocean floor I guess. Not by much though.

What’s more dangerous, the car or the country?

“I’m pointing a laser at a police helecopter. OH SHIT IT’S THE COPS! BETTER RUN ON FOOT!”

When this car was first released it seemed like there was way too much hype and like it would actually be kinda boring. The more I see it, and learn more about it, the more I want it. I went from completely uninterested to “if I wont the lottery” with this thing.

I want a cock on my Mazda

Why do we have to build fists? Why couldn’t Japan build guns? Not our fault Japan brought a giant punching robot to a giant rocket shooting robot fight.

I would buy this if I had a kid for them to drive, but I don’t, so I’d not buy this.