(it was sarcasm)

(BTW I know the GT40 didn’t win it’s first race, it was sarcasm for emphasis that this completely new program was unlikely to win but can still go on to be legendary)

I got the feeling that you could ride through New York City in a live brontosaurus

The GT40 came out and immediately won it’s first race ever. To this day, at any given time there is a GT40 crossing a finish line in first somewhere in the world. In the time it took you to read this sentance, the GT40 won 6 races.

No one actually thought this heavily invested in, incredibly elaborate project was over…

I have two old bikes just sitting in my yard that I want to turn into a pedal kart so bad. This makes the want increase.

Does it come from the factory with “MTN Ice Lightning” and “Darude” liveries or are those aftermarket?

AYYY LMAO I ONLY BUY VINS ENDING IN 420 BCUZ I BLAZE DEM TIRES LOL! #TURNT

Buttons are no replacement for sticking your tamagotchi keyring to some random ledge underneath your drivers door and hoping they don’t fall out and give away your ruse while your out “jogging”.

A CACTUS HAS MORE THAN 5 PRICKS

$40h-$86h

I think that the 6 series is currently the most ugly series of BMW. The overly rounded hood makes it look lke it has a birth defect in comparison to the rest of their lineup.

A BIG TOY RUINED MY MARRIAGE

...I.....kinda think it’s better looking than the model s.

Especially since you have to go to the factory to build it. (type of racing was not specified)

I just read about this electric go-kart that does 0-60 in 1.79 seconds. All day I’ve been seeing what else takes 1.79 seconds. Comfortably rocking my chair back and forth takes longer.

Lets let Anne Murray design this car.

I like the heron hood ornament. Aftermarket hood ornaments should be a thing. I’d like a velociraptor for mine.

Tweeted from Tim Hortons. “look at this eh, Mazda liked this nonsense”

The Mazda folks seem cool. They liked one of my completely unprofessional tweets. Neat!

Within the Canada and the US I’d ship my stuff and drive what I could. If I moved somewhere else in the world I’d likely sell my car, then buy something in my new location that I could bring back with me should I ever move back. Id have a unique vehicle that I have a bunch of experience with.