I know this is Jalopnik so I will be taken out and shot for saying this, but this is why we need better public transportation and more walkable communities. So many people just don’t care at all about cars or driving and these are typically your inattentive drivers. They see a car as a chair in a box that gets you…

People will never understand cars. Most people can barely turn a door knob or push the right button on their appliances. (and why designers keep making them more complicated is complete insanity)

Yeah, it’s hard to blame anyone (of course Hello Games wanted to work on the game and make things better until the last possible minute) but it’s a shitty situation all around. We’ll do our best to get you guys impressions on Tuesday and then a thorough review as soon as we can.

The changes in this patch are so big (especially the story and inventory stuff) that it’s really hard to offer an opinion until we’ve played the post-patch version of the game. In fact, after publishing this post I just went and deleted my save file - I’m gonna wait to play more until the patch is up. We’ll have…

Are you saying we can't have lesbian accountants? You know lesbians can be accountants now, right? And that they can buy their own cars? Some lesbian accountants even buy their own SLs, fulfilling a dual stereotype. Take your micro-aggressions somewhere else, bro. It's 2016.

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

The real conspiracy issue is the fact the comment section now has advertisements.

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

Okay, two things:

1. RICH E. RITCH
2. In Ohio, hub caps you.

DDOS is the weapon of script-kiddie edgelords.

Honestly, I can’t tell how it is for the overall population, but i know that connection problems have persisted for many (as some of the replies here reflect). I know my wife and I can be standing right next to each other and only one of us may be able to log in. I’ve seen weird random drops and the whole thing just…

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Not a Hyundai man then?

+1 for gin & tonics

Some people have way too much time on their hands. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to get back to drinking my gin and tonic and commenting on internet articles.

This is not limited to tractors - if you plant corn, Monsanto owns the patents on the seeds. Farmers can’t keep or recycle left-over seed, and if your neighbor’s seed blows into your field, you get sued.

If a feature no one knows how to use breaks, is it really broken?

If WBC keeps using Pokemon in their promotional material, would Nintendo have precedent to sue them for unauthorized use of their IP? Because that is a battle that I would love to watch go down.

NCSoft...I still haven't forgiven them for City of Heroes T_T.

In high school, I had no chance with the pretty girls. I just wasn’t that guy. But it doesn’t mean that I didn’t sit in the background wanting them desperately every day. And isn’t it funny how as we grow older, we still often think of these women? One woman in particular never left my mind. I used to think about her…