Stoppage time is a motherf*cker.

Really? This is what my job has come too? Having ComicCon come in here and just do this crap?

Gisele has really let herself go. Ouch.

Wow, that’s a convo killer.

Even Will Smith has a hard time not looking at Harley Quinn’s outfit.

Your mom and dad don’t count.

Wow. You must be an awesome person to be around.

-Said no one ever.

Are there kosher restaurants? And is Japan anything like Mr. Baseball?

Tiki Barber, the evening’s host

It’s amazing how he isn’t in the HoF. RIP.

Think of the kids!!

So how do you know it’s boring without going?

Oh please. There’s more than one girl there in a bustiere. :-)

Have you been to one?

I’m calling it now. This is more exciting than the actual Tour De France.

I don’t mind that. It’s like the LFL having a float when someone wins the Super Bowl.

I didn’t know ComicCon has gotten so boring that taking picture of men’s crotches is the thing now.

So which finger does he use to say “We’re #1!”?

Wide right!!!