Is there a list for that?

If it meant saving the deadspin from closing up shop, who would be willing to kiss Caitlyn Jenner? Kiss, as in, all-out tongue, for a good minute.

Even women in other countries bend down to take a picture. This is becoming an epidemic.

What a douchebag. (in reference to Lake)

New features:

Now they are assured to not win a Super Bowl.

I like my Columbia sandals. So suck it.

Best Onion Article Ever

I’m not Anthony. Just a long time listener that read both sides of the story, unlike you of course.

You’re so clueless. Don’t bother me.

Giving it to a Flyers fan is always awesome.

You do realize NO ONE called SiriusXM to complain. It was Gawker exaggerating the truth. You do realize that, right? If not, then you’re only seeing and reading one side of the story.

Hell, Gawker probably shut down that paper since they hate freedom of speech, a la Anthony Cumia.

depicting Hawaii as some sort of magical paradise

Why chins?

PROVE IT!

“Damn, man. That was a great game last night. That home run was out of there. Great pitching too! Whew! And hey, I did your sister last night.”

I’ll tell you what’s bullshit. Putting America to the far right in this line up. You suck FIFA!

JERRY! JERRY!