How long did that photoshopping take you?

It looks so lopsided. More on the left than right.

With an arm like that, Chip Kelly might sign him at QB.

Toto toilets have a finish called “Sanagloss” that helps to prevent those unsightly marks.

Sun’s out, guns out.

Oh please. “Jingle All The Way” was not the tear-jerker. “Kindergarten Cop” was.

I think McNally is jealous because Tom is married and he can’t have him. All McNally talks about in those texts is f*cking and s*cking Tom.

That’s true. But if you see where the puck hits off the pad of goalie, you can see that it’s not more than an inch off the ground. That was a goal.

At least with a credit card, they don’t have DIRECT access to your bank accounts where your actual money is kept. I’d rather have that extra layer of disconnection provided by the credit cards.

I was stationed on the USS Inchon (LPH-12) as a Data System Technician, it was my job to repair and maintain the Honeywell mainframe and the systems (dumb terminals and printers) connected to it.

Debit cards are the WORST! Just get an ordinary ATM card. Debit cards have direct access to your bank account. With credit cards, the credit card companies are looking for strange charges. They probably would have blocked those charges.

I saw that you said it wasn’t the ATM you used. I was just referring to anyone that would be stupid enough to use an ATM that actually looks like that.

Looks legit. Even with the broken ATM sign and light at the top. And the “out of order” writing on the bottom.

You live near LA. That’s what’s wrong.

No socks with sneakers? Classy.

C3PO is waiting for the rebound. MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!

Is the second part of the story, you having the baby on the oreo cheese cake, and using the placenta juice as a dressing on the strawberry cheesecake??

While I was pregnant, I worked as a hostess because the smell of the food left me nauseated 24/7 but I had to keep working.