Toto toilets have a finish called “Sanagloss” that helps to prevent those unsightly marks.

Sun’s out, guns out.

Oh please. “Jingle All The Way” was not the tear-jerker. “Kindergarten Cop” was.

I think McNally is jealous because Tom is married and he can’t have him. All McNally talks about in those texts is f*cking and s*cking Tom.

That’s true. But if you see where the puck hits off the pad of goalie, you can see that it’s not more than an inch off the ground. That was a goal.

No socks with sneakers? Classy.

C3PO is waiting for the rebound. MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU!

Is the second part of the story, you having the baby on the oreo cheese cake, and using the placenta juice as a dressing on the strawberry cheesecake??

While I was pregnant, I worked as a hostess because the smell of the food left me nauseated 24/7 but I had to keep working.

Why is he trying to cop a feel?

In the second video, the video cuts right before you find out what happened to the guy.

Cool. That guy whipped his horse harder than the others to win the race. YEAH!

Did Obama remind anyone that the wind sways 6 to 8 inches?

Hasn’t Jay Cutler suffered enough? Leave the guy alone already.

I would have guessed Iron Oxide Bacteria. I get it sometimes too. You can by some CLR or “Super Iron Out” which is some really good stuff.

Maybe he’s just trying to do his best “Bye Bye Bye” impersonation.

“Dude, I’m shooting this awesome documentary of watching a baseball game, four rows deep in standing room, through a gate, from about 700 feet away. It’s gonna be awesome.”

Where’s the tank crossing the street? And I’m sure the guy had a dashboard cam.