Because of this incident, they should ban hardwood floors and replace them with trampolines.

YES! IN DA FACE!

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Is this the new Abarth?

Now he can go back to working on his homework and bring up his GPA.

Finally. The San Diego Chargers fans have a team to root for.

Wonderful. Now I don't know who to root for. Lafayette or Iowa State.

Wow. A lot of empty seats at that game.

1st place! WOOOOO!

The real crime is this. Wearing a Dodgers cap. Ask him to name 3 Dodgers players. #NotAFan

Santonio Holmes v2.0

That little kid comes skating in and takes on a kid about 5 inches taller. That takes balls. Good job kid.

It is absolutely sickening to everyone within the Pirates organization, and to our great fans, to see this murderer wearing a Pirates cap in this old photo.

Looks like someone's rubbed some dirt on his chin. He should clean that.

I also heard he got a shirt as a "birthday gift". Yeah, right.

Well, he does have AT&T. It's like being homeless since he can never get a signal.

"Oh my god, did you see Becky's shoes? They are awful".

Hey Gawker, why not try and get Keith fired for his tweets??? Of course you won't. Chicksh*ts.

What about Hawkeye?

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