Why did they make him look like a girl?

I hated that guy. He was so evil.

Are the parents of the dead deer suing the cops for not getting there in time?

BOOOOOOOO!

A-ROD......BIG BEN......OBAMA....there's a joke here. I can sense it.

Clearly not over the line.

Watch it. She's about to blow chunks.

Oh, my bad. Carry on.

Oh sweet. The Spanish clip.

Nelson Mandela? I didn't know he played hockey.

'Nuff said.

Have you seen a Bruins/Flyers game? That's the National Goons Game.

Yeah, but he can't throw.

Norwalk goes by so quickly. Why? Because no one cares about Norwalk.

Australian man: "Down here mate, we call that 'making room for another Foster's."

Nice tie, douche.

Holy crap. Is that the Road Warriors??

No, I don't want to go to the Super Bowl. Football is a fad. It will be phasing out soon.

GET A ROOM!!

Why is he finishing getting dressed? Oh...... Naughty, naughty...