I clicked the link and said, "that doesn't look like Mario Batali."

Father's Plan:

Oh, you mean like this, which was banned.

Oakland is waiting for Rice to come over the suspension to sign him.

I think one of the commentators made a joke about Jewish people and a copper penny! SUSPEND THEM!!

WE'RE NUMBER 1! WE'RE NUMBER 1!

Did he retire...or did the NFL force him to retire because of his last name? WATCH OUT REDSKINS! YOU'RE NEXT ON THE NFL HITLIST!

Greg Howard or Ron Howard?

"You might as well call it Whitejack."

He's butt-tweeting.

Wait, tanking is a real thing? I thought the Islanders were just really bad all the time.

Artekkers' Vine has got to be the worst. It's like seeing Mookie Wilson hit the ball towards Bill Buckner and the video skips to the ball in the outfield.

Oh hell no. It's just Google trying to steal my momma's secret recipe for chocolate chip cookies. YOU WON'T FOOL ME THAT EASILY, GOOGLE!

Waaahhhhhh.

What Superbowl did he win?

And I think those girls were in on it too because they ran away faster than when they heard there was a sale at GAP. Is that where the young people shop now? I dunno.

A lesson about taking videos.

How much attention does this chick need?!

I still have his rookie card. What's that worth?