Jalop level 10/10.

Kept driving it until the engine gave out. Added more air fresheners.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

I purchased a Buick Regal from the family of a woman who had committed suicide. It wasn’t until later, when strange smells starting surfacing in the summer heat, and a strange engine knocking, that I figured out she had committed suicide IN the car by letting it run in the garage with the windows open. The car ran…

The Escala is used in ads to help drive traffic to the dealer. It’s called the Cadillac Escala aid.

There are a few Karma’s rolling around my neck of the woods and honestly I don’t think the car has a bad angle. On the move they are gorgeous.

now we have the final design. And it looks, well, like a Model 3. Except uglier.

Lord, the Fisker is pretty.

Not a chance. In person, the Karma was arrestingly gorgeous - as in I literally stopped walking just to stare at one as it passed.

I’m gonna wait for the Xbox One X Two X Xbox.

So then...

I don’t know that this article establishes clearly:

Aston Martin V12 vantage with a 6 speed manual.

Boxers, and a CVT Pathfinder?

Depends on the underpants and the car.

Jesus Christ. This woman is doing it right. Driving the car for what it’s intended. Marketing the fuck out of both it and herself. AND improving her skills in a driver’s car.

not that it’s not a cool paint job, but who’ll be driving the chase car with all the black lights?