Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.

That’s not Crazy Taxi

Your writing ability is excellent, but your knowledge of business and law are lacking.

When friends and family ask me for advice for what car they should buy. I give them several really good, interesting options. Then, they ignore those choices and end up buying a Camry.

Cost.

I would actually be OK with this. Put them into the impaired fatalities category along with drunk drivers and drug users.

A far easier approach is to NOT COUNT unbelted fatalities as auto fatalities. Instead create a new “idiot” category for them. Lumping them in with belted occupants unfairly penalizes the auto industry and leads to idiotic things like automatic seat belts.

Some high schoolers threw a big party down the street from my house. Someone parked their ~77 Camaro across my driveway where I couldn’t leave for work (third shift delight!) so I walked down to the house and started asking about the car. Got some rude comments and no useful info. I smashed the drivers window out with…

I’ve shared this story before, and I’ll share it again.

Or... you could just move over.

Intentionally causing collisions is illegal. How about you just get out of the way instead of brake-checking?

Sooo, because they are driving dangerously you decide to cause an accident? Nice move.

Yea...you’re kinda a jerk...(actually, remove the kinda...).

When I was a kid there were the stories of the pissed-off-soon-to-be-ex-wife of a cheatin’ guy who sold his car for $1. I always wanted to be the guy who called up and got the $1 car.

Daily driving an e92 M3 and still sleeping soundly every night.

Being able to afford to buy a brand new car with cash.

Glad everything turned out ok, but let’s not pretend those German Typhoons were there to ensure the safety of the flight and its passengers.

Yes, they hired me to tell you that any scene with Keanu Reeves reading dialogue in this movie could easily be replaced by an old comic store cardboard cutout of Neo from The Matrix and nobody would notice.

(but no we didnt)

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